Help Wanted:
We are growing into a woke company and we are now accepting applications for the position of Regional Organic Media Agitator.
Applicants for this entry-level position need to possess the following skills and requirements;
Successfully completed bachelor-level accreditation in social awareness
Have social media account that we can inspect and quantify the amount of wokeness
Willing to work flexible hours during morning and evening optimum drive time
Able to work in all weather conditions
Will adhere to all unity and enforcement of new and update Covid beliefs
Willing to allow us to screen your TV habits in an effort to prove you don’t watch conservative TV
Willing to enter into a probation trial period to avoid the mandatory new $15/hr minimum wage.
Please forward your resume to our email address. ChainsawChicken@ChainsawChicken.com